Clean Jokes: 05/01/10

Saturday, May 1, 2010

ARGUING WITH A GIRL IS LIKE
WRESTLING WITH A PIG IN MUD...
AFTER SOMETIME, U REALISE THT
U R GETTING DIRTY, BUT PIG IS
ACTUALLY ENJOYING...

LADKI AQUARIUM KO DEKH KAR
MACHLIYA ITNI SUNDAR KYUN
HOTI HAI?

BOY (SPRITE PITE HUE )
KYUNKI WOH KAPDE NAHI
PEHANTI
( SEEDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS)

MAN TO SEXY AIR HOSTESS
WHTS UR NAME ?

AIR HOSTESS: BENZ SIR

MAN- LOVELY NAME
ANY CONNECTION WITH
MERCEDEZ BENZ?

GIRL - YES SIR
SAME PRICE

ARGUING WITH A GIRL IS LIKE
WRESTLING WITH A PIG IN MUD...
AFTER SOMETIME, U REALISE THT
U R GETTING DIRTY, BUT PIG IS
ACTUALLY ENJOYING...

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