Santa ne ishara kar ke tez Aati bus ko roka…
Driver: Kaha jana hai?
Santa: Jana to kahi nahin hai
Bacha ro raha hai, Zara poo-poo
wala horn baja do
Biwi : Kal Raat aap Mujhe Neend Buri Buri Galiyan de rahe,
Pati : Nahin Darling ! Yeh Tumhari Galat Fehmi hai.
Biwi : Nahin maine khud tumhein Neend mein mujhe mera naam lekar Galiyan dete suna.
Pati : Nahin Jaan ! Yeh Tumhari Galat Fehmi hai.
Biwi : Kya Galat Fehmi, maine khud suna hai.\
Pati : Yahi ki main Neend mein tha............
Software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer
Santa ne biwi ke liye phool laya to biwi ne khush ho kar apne kapde utare aur
bister par late gayi..
Santa : Kya ghar me guldan nahin hai.
Doctor aur Santa Love the same girl.
Doctor daily gives her a rose
But Santa daily gives her an Apple
So the Doctor ask him 'Why he gives her apple daily ?
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Santa : 'AN APPLE A DAY, KEEPS DOCTOR AWAY'....
