kya du?

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SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya du?
2ND : Gold ring de de.



1ST : koi badi cheez bata.
2ND : M.R.F ka tyre de de

E-MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS DAD !!

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An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:

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Dear Dad

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train.

Your son, Nasser

The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:

My dear loving son

Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.

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Your Dad

Sardar and Banno in car

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Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?



Banno : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

SANTA

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wht did SANTA do when his
girlfriend asked him to bring
protection on their next date ??





























he brought his 3 brothers
& 5 cousins with him ..

HEY BRABHU !!! WAH TERI LEELA

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WAH PRABHU KYA
LEELA HAI TERI

COCKROACK CHUHE SE
DARTA HAI ...

CHUHA BILLI SE ...

BILLI KUTTE SE ...

KUTTA AADMI SE ...

AADMI BIWI SE ....

AUR

AUR

BIWI CHUHE SEE