ATM Password

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A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”






Its 4 asterisks (****).


The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.

Santa - Banta

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Santa Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.
Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.


Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?


Funny Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

Girlriend to Boyfriend

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Girlriend to Boyfriend: Mera ladla, mera pyara, mera chhona, mera sweet gugla. Muj se shadi karoge? Bolo baby bolo...


Funniest Boyfriend: Tum mujhe Propose kar rahi ho ya Adopt ?

Haryanvi Men

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Ek Haryanvi apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.


Driver ne sheesha set kiya.


Haryanvi gusse mein bola: Meri bivi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaunga!

Raabert had twins

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Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..






Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.