Pregnant Wife

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Husband wanted to call the hospital


to ask about his pregnant wife,


but accidently called the cricket stadium.
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He asks, How's the situation?


He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.


They said, It's fine. 3 are out,


hope to get another 7 out by lunch,

Achhi baaten - Buri baaten

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Achhi baate to sabko achhi lagti hai... 




par jab apko kisiki Buri baat v buri na lage to


samjho ke apko pyar....
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nahi hua hai......zaleel hone ki aadat ho chuki hai.....:P:P

Idiot Box

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Six Truths in Life 




1 . You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, 
a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck . 




















2 . All idiots, after reading #1 will try it . 




3 . And discover #1 is a lie . 




4 . You are smiling now because you are an idiot . 




5 . You soon will forward this to another idiot . 




6 . There is still a stupid smile on your face . 




I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company .
You now have 2 options . . . delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone else's face today.

Shaadi kya he?

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Teacher: Shaadi kya he? 


Student: kunwaro k liye "Alpenlibe", jee lalchaye raha na jaye..  


Aur shaadishuda k liye "Chlormint" dubara mat puchna...!  

Girls of 2011

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Girls of 2011" chchchchchchch  


1st girl: aj kal k larkon ka koi aitbar nai, main to ab us ka muh b nai dekhon gi


2nd: q kia hua tum ne usay kisi aur larki k sath dekh lia?


1st: nai us ne mujhe kisi aur larkay k sath dekh lia hai halan kay wo kal keh raha tha k wo Out of city jarha hai Jhoota,dh0ky baaz,faraibi:-(..!..:P:P