Abc ... Xyz

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BOY: A, B, C
GIRL: What?


BOY: Always Be Careful
GIRL: ahan then?


BOY: D, E, F, G
...Girl : ??


BOY: Don't Ever Forget That
GIRL: ForGet That


BOY: I'm H, I
Girl: What H, I ?




BOY: Happilly Inlove
GIRL: so


BOY: J, K, L, M, Just Keep Loving
Me


GIRL: and how about N, O, P, Q,
R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z ?


BOY: No Other Person Quite,
Reasonable,Shall Treat U Very
Well Xcept me You'll
Zee

8 - stage career song

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1. When in college: Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din..... 
  
2. When giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....


3. á áWaiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki... Aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki...


4. Just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....


5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??


6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, á meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)


7. Floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...


8. Finally when you don't get a better offer any longer:

Just one woman

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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, 


Million soldiers to protect a country, 


but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home --------- 
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A Good Maid!

Catholic Coffee

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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were
having coffee.


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son
is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone
calls him 'Father'."


The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a
Bishop. When he walks into a room people call
him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a
Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says
'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the
Pope. When he walks into a room people call him
'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her
coffee in silence, the four men give her a
subtle, "Well....?"


She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim,
tall, 38D, 24" waist and 34" hips. When
she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."

RELIANCE Group Launches Diaper

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if RELIANCE group launches diaper...wat will be the slogan....
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""AB KARLO SUSU CHADDI MEIN""
dhirubhai ka sapna ..har langoti mein diaper apna.. !!!