ATI KYA KHANDALA song in various Indian languages

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ATI KYA KHANDALA song in various Indian languages :
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HINDI :

A Kya Bolti Tu ?

A Kya Mai Bolu ?

Sun

Suna

Ati Kya Khandala ?

Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?

Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya
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URDU - Best :

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?

HUM KYA BOLEIN??

MULAIZA FARMAYEIN

IRSHAD

TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?

KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA

TASHREEF LAAKE??

ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR KYA!!
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ENGLISH :

Aye what do you say?

Aye what should I say?

Listen.

Speak on.

Coming to khandala?

What should I do, coming to khandala?

We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll freak, baby,what else?
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SANSKRIT - This is too good :

Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi

Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh

Shrinvasi!

Shrunha

Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi

Aham kim kurwasyami

khandaalayeh

gamisyami, bhramisyami,

Sports Fan Husband

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A woman called in a repairman to fix her television.

Just as he finished, the woman heard her husband's key in the lock. "Hurry," she said to the repairman, "you'll have to hide.

My husband is insanely jealous."

There was no time to run out the back door, so the repairman hid inside the TV console.

The husband came in and plopped down in his favorite chair to watch some football.

Inside the TV, the repairman was all squished up and getting hotter and hotter.

Finally, he couldn't stand it anymore, he climbed out, marched across the room and out the front door.

The husband looked at the TV set, looked at his wife, looked back at the set again and said, "I didn't see the referee send that guy off the field, did you?"

Spoil Sport

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A nursing assistant, floor nurse, and charge nurse from a small nursing home were taking a lunch break in the break room.

In walks a lady dressed in silk scarfs and wearing large polished stoned jewlery.

"I am 'Gina the Great'," stated the lady. "I am so pleased with the way you have taken care of my aunt that I will now grant the next three wishes!"

With a wave of her hand and a puff of smoke, the room was filled with flowers, fruit and bottles of drink, proving that she did have the power to grant wishes before any of the nurses could think otherwise.

The nurses quickly aurgued among themselves as to which one would ask for the first wish, speaking up, the nursing assistant wished first.

"I wish I were on a tropical island beach, with single, well-built men feeding me fruit and tending to my every need." With a puff of smoke, the nursing assistant was gone.

The floor nurse went next.

"I wish I were rich and retired and spending my days in my own warm cabin at a ski resort with well groomed men feeding me coccoa and doughnuts." With a puff of smoke, she too was gone.

"Now, what is the last wish?" asked the lady.

The charge nurse said," I want those two back on the floor at the end of the lunch break."

Hot Chocolate and Viagra

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A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital.

" How are you grandpa? he asks.

"I'm feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better, these young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? do you sleep OK?"

"No problem, nine hours solid every night, at 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it, I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says,

" I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis, surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet.

It works wonderfully well the chocolate makes him sleep and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed.

SOME FUNNY PUNNY SAYINGS

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A good pun is its own reword.


Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call
what they do "practice"?


Don't marry a tennis player -
love means nothing to them.


Common sense is the least
 common of all senses.


When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.


Why are they called apartments,
 when they're all stuck together?


Why do scientists call it research
when looking for something new?


If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea..
. does that mean that one enjoys it?


If con is the opposite of pro,
is Congress the opposite of progress?


The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected.


How is it possible to have a civil war?


Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.


Bacteria: the only culture some people have.


I just got lost in thought…it was unfamiliar territory.


I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?


When there's a will, I want to be in it.


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


The differences between theory and practice
are greater in practice than they are in theory.


Everyone has a photographic memory.
 Some don't have film.


The gene pool could use a little chlorine.


I'm a kleptomanic. What can I take for it?


Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?


In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal.


Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly.


Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


I was a banker, but lost interest.


Diarrhea is hereditary; it runs in your genes.


Help stamp out philatelists.


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


Rehab is for quitters.


Police Station toilet stolen....
Cops have nothing to go on.


I won't rise to the occasion,
 but I'll slide over to it.